Zombies need love too

Valentine’s Day is fast approaching and the single folks out there may be looking to set something up before it’s too late.  Rather than heading down to the local bar and sitting in the corner until you find someone desperate looking enough to pounce on, why not try the fancy, high-tech world of the Internet?  What’s that you say?  Not had any luck over at OkCupid or eHarmony?  The only members of the opposite sex who will speak with you just don’t have that special something that you need?  Well, if you happen to be one of those people that have special enough needs, you’ll be happy to hear that there’s a dating site on the Internet geared to pretty much any strange and unusual preference.  Here’s a few that may be of help to you: 

ZombieHarmony - If you happen to be suffering from a slight case of being dead, look no further than this zombie-themed dating site.  You can find the rotting corpse of your dreams and are even able to specify such helpful parameters such as whether you’re a fast-moving or a slow-moving zombie, your state of decomposition and whether you happen to have all your limbs or not.  I’m not sure if they allow necrophiliacs to sign up or not, however, so you may need to seek out another site if that’s your thing.

Vampire Passions - For those undead who are not of the rotting, shambling and human flesh eating variety, here’s another dating site that may be of interest.  Vampires are all the rage and no doubt people would jump at the chance to date one.  So if you’re looking for some vampire lovin’ or happen to be a lonely blood-sucker dreading the upcoming V-Day hunt, you may have found the perfect place to hook up.

Pounced - Sure, people may make fun of the phenomenon known as the “furries,” but people who like to dress in animal costumes need love too.  Whether you’re a mascot, an extra in a Disney parade or one of those still hiding your furry tendencies, at Pounced you’ll be able to connect with others who have the need to wear fur.

Sugar Daddy - If you prefer to just skip all the middle steps of dating, this is a site that cuts straight to the heart of the matter.  Sugar Daddy is dedicated to hooking up wealthy men with attractive women - period.  There are plenty of gorgeous ladies out there just dying to have someone pay for all their stuff and willing to offer sex in exchange and Sugar Daddy is proud to weed out the amateur prostitutes and provide you with… well, the more professional and monogamous prostitutes.

Date Craft - Finally, a site where those of us who are hooked on MMOs and other video games can go (between raids, of course) to find someone just like us.  If you can manage to set aside a few minutes and make a profile you may be able to hook up with the gamer girl/guy of your dreams.  Who knows?  It may even lead to the virtual online wedding you’ve always wanted!

So there you have it.  No more need to go digging through the dive bars on Valentine’s night trying to find someone to settle for.  Just jump on the old Internet and find someone who is just as strange as you are.  Ah, the miracles of modern technology!

Zombie Love photo courtesy of Jeremy Keith via Wikicommons