Once again I am playing catch-up and watching movies when they hit the DVD instead of paying to seeing them in the movie theater. This time around, it’s
The story is pretty simple - giant monsters have come from the deep to destroy humanity. Humanity then develops giant robots (called Jaegers) to fight them. Unrealistic? Of course. But the whole point of the film is to have giant robots fight giant monsters, so it’s easily forgiven for the sake of seeing the end result. We follow one hot-shot robot jockey who lost his brother while fighting the good fight. The giant robots need two people to pilot them, so he’s out of a job. Sure, he could have picked up a new partner, but losing your brother is a pretty traumatic experience, especially when you happen to be plugged into his head at the time.
But when the Jaeger project loses its funding at the same time that the monster invaders are getting bigger and meaner, the old pilot is called in to help out. Being the good guy that he is (and wanting a little revenge), he says yes. It’s then up to him and three other teams to execute the ultimate plan and seal off the passage that the monsters are using to get from their world to ours.
Giant robots fight giant monsters. Wacky scientists run around making discoveries to help save the world. Cliché dialogue flies left and right. And in the end the world is saved.
This movie has what are probably some of the most impressive visuals of any movie ever made. The battles are done to such perfection that they will put you on the edge of your seat (and I don’t use that cliché lightly). The impact of fist on face can be felt, cities get leveled as over-sized combatants pound the crap out of each other and great care has been taken to make every little detail perfect.
Unfortunately, while
If Guillermo del Toro would have chosen one way to shoot this film, it would have been twice as good. Make it serious, make it campy, make it whatever. But as it stands now, it’s like three different directors had a go at it without consulting each other. And the dialogue… good lord. It’s as if the writers read the “Big Book of Every Movie Dialogue Cliché Ever” and took is as their God-send instruction manual. I found myself able to predict dozens of lines before they were spoken. Not a good sign.
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