Sneaky, sneaky, sneaky

Traveling is a time for exploration. Some travelers like to explore the great outdoors. For those, visiting destinations with vast landscape, beautiful oceans or towering mountains as far as the eye can see is necessary. For others, hitting the big cities around the world is right up their alley. Whatever your reasoning for travel may be, if you are single and looking to mingle along with visiting your preferred destination, you most likely will indulge in some PDA. Lack of housing often leads to public loving. If you find yourself on the verge of giving into some hedonistic desires, the following tips will keep you safe and undiscovered. 

Stay out of crowded areas: While this may seem like a piece of obvious advice, some travelers do forget that their vacation is in fact someone’s day-to-day reality. Make sure you can hide yourself from unsuspecting eyes by finding places that are infrequently visited by anyone.

Stay away from important sights: While hooking up outdoors may not be the classiest or most respectful thing to do while traveling, there are ways to keep it from getting even worse. Make sure you stay away from important sights. This includes anything sacred or anything that can be tainted by…you know, gross body stuff. Stick to easily accessible and non-important areas.

Tents are hidden well in hills: If you find yourself free camping with that special someone, make sure you hide your tent in between hills, mounds or dunes. It’s amazing how easily a tent can be hidden by small, rolling hills. With this little hint, you can steer clear of random onlookers catching a glimpse of you in the act, as well as stay hidden from early morning park or beach rangers.

Bring a blanket for the beach: Though the pinnacle of most people’s vacation PDA fantasy involves doing the act in the sand, sources say it is quite messy. Unless you want to find yourself discovering beach remnants in odd places for weeks to come, bringing a blanket to the beach is very important. Though sand is always going to find its way into crevices on your body, the small barrier between you and the beach will save you weeks of discomfort.

Have fun playing around in public, you pervert!

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