Wired digs up the answers to the most pressing question of the day

What DOES the fox say?

Stuck on the question posed by the latest viral pop sensation, The Fox by Swedish duo Ylvis? You will be relieved to know that Wired has dug deep into the Cornell Labs vault of sound files to discover what the fox really says. And strangely enough, the answer is not too far from the options provided by the song.

In other news, elephants continue to not say "toot."

Image courtesy YouTube/Ylvis