"This is kind of the nuclear option"

Video: Portlandia: Declaring social bankruptcy

In this Portlandia sketch, Carrie Brownstein declares social bankruptcy. She meets with a debt counselor who explains that all her Twitter friends will be unfollowed, her Facebook page will be deleted, and more. “You’ll start with a clean slate,” he explains.

It’s funny because I wish it was true.

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