It turns out koalas aren't that cool

So you traveled halfway across the world to the continent known as Australia. Upon arrival, you are probably thinking a few things. First, where is the nearest beach that I can insert my body into for the next few weeks? Secondly, do Australians actually drink Fosters and love BBQ? While throwing some meat (or prawns, not shrimp) on the “barbie,” is a huge past time, Fosters is not the beer of choice here. If you want to drink like a bogan, you will need to get your hands on some Victoria Bitter or Carlton Draught. Finally, where do I see crazy animals that are only found in the land down under? I, unfortunately, have some bad news for you. Koala bears do not live up to the hype.

While traveling around Australia for the last two months, I've been able to see koalas in both animal sanctuaries and the zoo. While I thought they were cool and cute at first, after watching them vacillate between scratching themselves, falling asleep, eating leaves and pooping from high up in trees, I've grown to realize they aren't really that cool. In fact, they are so lazy and unexciting that you can literally go to the same tree you saw them in for consecutive days because they rarely move. This, my friends, is why I think you need to see echidnas. 

The echidna is an Australian animal that looks very similar to our porcupine. They both have spikes, they are both small and they are both seen crossing roads in sandy, deserted places. The difference though, is that echidnas have a trumpet-like nose, making them look like they are from a different planet. Their hind feet face the opposite direction of their front feet, giving them a hilariously cute waddle anyone can adore. They are also masters of disguise and can get into almost anywhere, popping up in places you would never expect. Echidnas are a great surprise when ogling Australian animals.

If you see an echidna scurrying across the street, just know you are a lucky one. Don’t let the koalas fool you, they aren't anywhere as cool as the echidna, and seeing them in the wild isn't nearly as special.

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