Next week on Abby's Ultimate Dance Competition: Anything Goes!

I'm a little bit worried about next week's episode, season 2 episode 5. (I say that tongue firmly in cheek.) The theme is "Anything Goes," and considering we have already had dancers sliding down a giant shoe and dancing at the end, and dancers having to work with dancing slings, one wonders what could be left.

One answer is: martial arts fighting against Abby Lee Miller herself. That's what the official Lifetime synopsis for the upcoming episode says: "the remaining dancers [battle] Abby in a martial arts challenge." I can't even imagine what that will look like, but I can't wait to see it.

The episode teaser goes on to announce that "each dance involves a giant, and sometimes unpredictable, prop." We have already seen some pretty giant and unpredictable props (my mind is drawn back to the big cage which dancers were attached to via recording headphones and black ribbon). What could possibly be next? I hope no one gets squashed. Sometimes those dancers look so little out on stage!

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