with humblest regards to the above America you've given me millions and now I'm wealthy. America two campaign managers and a GOP candidate August 27th, 2008. I can't spell my own thoughts. America when will you start another oil war? I miss building atom bombs. America when will you be evangelical? When will you be pro-life? When will you raise taxes on the poor? When will you be stupid enough for your thousands of Tea Party activists? Read More

finding a work-safe image based on the term "interracial" is non-trivialIt's Labor Day, a national observance in the United States that used to mean something, probably back in the 50's, but not anymore. Well, that's not exactly true. Labor Day is actually overflowing with meaning, it's just that most of it is arbitrary. Judging by the name, archeologists have suggested that Labor Day used to be a solemn day of thanks for the contribution of workers throughout America. Since most of us are... Read More

Click image to enlarge Kind of strange that the most censorious segment of American society today doesn't come from the religious fundamentalists, nor the extreme right, but the colleges. Read More

Click Image to Enlarge As the election season nears and we are once again forced to pick the better between a Giant Douche and a Turd Sandwich one thing is certain, we'll get the government we deserve. Read More

Clam ChowderA few weeks ago, I made my usual trip to Costco and purchased two ginormous cans of clams. I had no idea what I was going to do with them, but I was thinking that I'd like to try making clam chowder, so I did. Luckily, there was a clam chowder recipe already on the back of the large can, so I didn't have to search too far in order to  find what I was looking for. Once I had the recipe in front of me, I set the clams aside, and began dicing some rather large russet potatoes into... Read More

Honey, can you shave my back?Wives do a lot for their husbands and don't always receive the respect that they deserve for the support that they give their husbands behind the scenes. While most people know that many women do more domestic chores than their husbands, there are quite a few more responsibilities that a wife has that often receive little or no attention in the media.  I'm here to set the record straight. 1.  Back Hair Duty. Your husband is just as shy as you about his... Read More

Some Japanese young men instead of playing games in which they blow up stuff, defeat monsters, and defend the planet earth against an alien threat, are playing a video game with the goal of maintaining a relationship with a virtual girlfriend, and like comic-con caters to sci-fi and comic book geeks, a resort hotel in Japan is catering to these dudes with their virtual girlfriends The resort is called 'Love Plus' Resort, a place where real live young men go for expensive weekends with their... Read More

Arkansas, Connecticut, Idaho, Illinois, Iowa, Kansas, Maryland, Massachusetts Michigan, Missouri, Montana, New Hampshire, Ohio, Rhode Island, South Carolina, Tennessee, Texas and Virgi nia. That, in alphabetical order, is the list of Anti-Whore Super States. The Attorneys General of the aforementioned chunks of America drafted a letter to the craigslist corporate office earlier this week (with Massachusetts drafting its own because it just always has to be a little different, egotistical... Read More

When ubiquitous, quasi-political entity Sarah Palin tossed a crumpled-up piece of paper out the 15th floor hotel suite where she was staying in between one of many paid speaking engagements earlier this week, one of the harrowed journalists who follow her trying to get access to the famously cagey Palin media machine picked it up. He discovered it was a To-Do list written in Sarah Palin's own hand. Unfortunately, it detailed not her upcoming plans, but those that have already passed. Regardless... Read More